birbal

Birbal v/s Tansen
Suno bhaiyon ye baat hai Akbar k
zamane ki…..
Usne 9 chutiye lu#doore paal rakhe
the..
Popularly known as his 9 ratans…!!!
Birbal aur Tansen me bada
Competition raha karta
tha…
EK din gusse me aake Tansen kehta
hai ki “Ab faisla
ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada
Ga#du hai???? main shart marta
hoon ki main Jodha bai k boobs
choos sakta hoon”
Birbal ki hans hans k Ga#d me dard
ho gaya… Kehta hai ki “Agar toone
aisa kar diya to agle din bhari sabha
me mai nangaa aaunga”…
Bas fir hona kya tha lag gayi shart…
Tansen gaya bazaar, sapere k paas.
kehta hai ki “Bhai, mujhe ek saanp
chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ka
hona chahiye”.
Saanp khareed k Tansen usko ghar
pe training dena shuru karta hai. ek
aadmi ka putla banake saanp ko
kehta hai ” BETA SAPPU uske tang pe
kaat”. to sappu putle k taang pe ja k
das leta hai…
Aise hi training karte karte sappu
Tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang,
haath gala ityadi ko dasna seekh
jaata hai..
Jahan bhi Tansen ishara karta,
Sappu waha das leta…..Training kar
k sappu ab taiyar ho gaya Big Day k
liye…
.
Ab baat aisi thi ki Akbar aur Jodha
bai har subah apne bageeche me
sair k liye nikalte the.
agle din subah Tansen bhi apne
sappu k saath bageeche me ja
pahuncha… aur jhadiyon me chhip
gaya…
Jahaan panah aur begum ko aata
dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se
nikal k zameen pe chhod diya aur
ishara Jodha bai k Boobs ki taraf kar
k bola…..
“BETA SAPPU dikha apna kamaal ja
das le rani k Boobs ko….. Sappu
phat se gaya, begum ki taang par
chadh k, maansal Jangho se gujer k
ch~t ko par kar k seedha ja
pahunchta hai Boobs k beech vali
khai me vaha se plan k mutabik
seedha left turn le k chadh jata hai
Top pe aur ek second mein saali ko
das leta hai nipple pe…..
Jodha chikhne lage” Are Mere
ra#dibaaj Akbar kuch ker na ” Akbar
to paagal ho gaya…” Arre bachao koi
bachao meri begum ko saap ne das
liya koi Bachoooo”
Tabhi Tansen nikla jhadiyon se,
bhaag k gaya aur bola “Jahan panah
ek Upay hai mere paas rani
sahebaan ko bachane ka.
Main agar zehar choos kar bahar
nikal doon to aap gussa hokar meri
Ga#d to nahi katwa denge na??
Akbar bola Madar ch@d jo bhi karna
ho jaldi kar but
meri begum ko bacha le… phir kya
tha Tansen ne phat se Jodha bai ko
pakda, uske kapde Ranjit ki tarah
fade aur boobs bahar nikal kar
chosnelaga….
aur poore k poore choos dale…( Aur
idher -udher haath bhi maar liye
harami ne)
Birbal ne ye baat suni to uski Ga#d
se maano Rocket guzar gaya….
man hi man sochne laga Bhench@d
kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare darbaar
me nang dhadang jana padega…..
Ga#d lag gayi… Usne khoob socha,
baal khujlaye (upar k bhi neeche k
bhi) lekin no idea… Ga#d jab
khujayee to idea Lu#d ki tarah
uchhal kar bahar aaya…
Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne
sabke samne Tansen ki tareef ki aur
kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne
ki shakti nahi hoti to Jahan panah
aaj randwe hote…. aur akele apne
aap hilaa rahe hote….
Tansen on other hand cud not wait
for Birbal to make an appearance…
khushi k maare pagal ho raha tha ye
soch kar ki jab Birbal bhare darbaar
me nanga hokar aayega to Akbar ki
Ga#d sharm se paani paani ho
jayegi….YESSS….
wo birbal k Ga#d pe itne hunter
maarenge ki Birbal ki 7 pushte muh
se hagegi…. tabhi darbaar me
hulchul machi… sabne dekha ki
Birbal nanga hokar, apna lauda
haath me pakde, daudta hua aa raha
hai… Bas phir hona kya tha Akbar ki
Ga#d gusse se LAAL ho gayi… bola
“Birbal ye kya gustakhi hai???” teri
himmat kaise hui aise nange aane
ki??
Birbal bola “Haye Jahan panah mai
mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya …
mere Lu#d pe..”
Akbar bola “Tansen ja choos Birbal
ka Lu#d