Best joke

Ek baar class main inspection hoti
hain..
Headmaster sahib aate hain.......
Sawaal karna shuru!
Headmaster: "Bachoo Hamari
body ka sabse naram part konsa
hain"?
Jab koi jawab nahin deta to
master Tinku ki taraf ishara karte
hue Headmaster: "Tinku tum is ka
jawab do"!!
Tinku: "Master ji hamari body ka
sabse naram part hain GAAND,
kyon ki, agar hame thand (cold)
lag gaye hum kehte hain 'GAAND
Phat gayi', Garmi lag jaya hum
kehte hain 'GAAND phat gayi',
thoda chalna pad jaye'GAAND
phat gayi', Rona aa jaye 'GAAND
phat gayi', Homework karana
ho'GAAND phat gayi'
Headmaster ko gussa to aata hain
lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi sahi
hain to woh kuch nahin kehta..
phir sawaal karta hain
Headmaster: "acha aab ye batao
ke, Ladki ki jab shaadi ho jaati
hain to woh Doli ke time roti kyon
hain"
Phir koi jawaab nahin
deta......master phir Tinku ko
jawaab dene ko kehta hain.
Tinku: " Master ji aap itne bade
master, gyani or Samajhdar AGAR
AAPKI KOI 400KM GHAR SE
DOOOOOR LE JAA KAR GAAND
MAREGA TO AAPKO RONA NAHIN
AAYEGA?
Master ji ko phir bhut gussa aata
hain lekin tinku ka jawaab bhi
thik hain...isleye woh use kuch
nahin kehta. Master phir sawaal
karata hain
Headmaster: " Acha bachoo agar
main aapko tisri aankh lagane ki
shakti doon to tum kahan
lagwaoge"
Koi bacha kehta hain sir pe, koi
kehta hain mooh main, koi kehta
hain pet main. koi kehta hain
kaan pe.....
Master ko koi bhi answer acha
nahin lagta hain to woh Tinku ko
phir khada karta hain
Tinku: " Master ji main tisri aankh
haat ki badi wali ungli main
lagawaoonga"
Headmaster: " Kyon Tinku"
Tinku: " Main usko aapki GAAND
main dalke ye dekhoonga ke aisa
kaun sa kida aapki GAAND main
Bhatak raha hain jo Salla har
Sawaal mujhe hi pooch raha
hai... .