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(41)
Zindgi Lu#do ka pulinda hai,
ch~t aajkal chuninda hai,
kabhi yaad kar liya karo is nachiz ko
bhi...
ye shaks sirf aapki Ga#d marne k
liye jinda hai.
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(42)
dekha to dost ki saheli thi,
dosti hui to dil me aag lageli thi,
pyar hua to ek paheli thi,
phir jab shadi hua to pata chala wo
us area ki chameli thi.
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(43)
Arz kiya hai...
Badi hasrat thi ki kholu unki salwaar
ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangi hi
chale I
Wah wah wah
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(44)
Arz kiya hai...
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be La~de,
kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode.
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(45)
uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai
hai,
uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai
hai,
jugnu ki ga#d me bhi batti jalayi
hai.
- Harsh, harsh@rediffmail.com
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(46)
Wo hamari kabr pe chal diye moot k,
chalo isi bahane darshan ho gaye
ch~t k,
hairless thi unki chikni ch~t,
lekin be#ch~d ab kya fayda jab hum
ban gaye bhoot.
- Abhimanyu,
abhimanyusingh777@yahoo.com
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(47)
mera naam bol k soya karo, khidki
khol k soya karo,
takiya mod k soya karo, raat ko hum
bhi aa sakte hain meri jaan,
is liye thodi si jagah chhod k soya
karo.
- Gurjeet, hansgeorh@yahoo.co.in
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(48)
Mili hai bahut saza unse Dil lagane
ki,
Nazar lag gayi mere Pyar ko jamane
ki,
Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono
haath,
Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unki chuchi
dabane ki.
- Sukesh, ashish23690@gmail.com
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(49)
Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena,
Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena,
Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona
Nahi,
bas Ga#d Mein Ungli Dalke Hila
Lena.
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(50)
Mausam ki bahaar achchi ho,
phoolo ki kaliya kachchi ho,
rab se bas ek dua hai ki...
mere har Dost ki BV sexy ho.
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(51)
Door gaon me ek basti thi,
Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,
But why r u smiling?
~~~~~===============****** =============== ~~~~~
(52)
Arz kia hai ke...
Wo aai apke sapno m aur apko
SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah...
Uski bhi ijjat bach gai aur apko b
santosh ho gya..
Ab so ja londe
Wah-wah
~~~~~===============****** =============== ~~~~~
(53)
Mere pyaar ki tadap ko tu na samajh
bekhudi..!
Mere pyaar ki tadap ko tu na samajh
bekhudi
mere pyaar ko dhoka samajhti hai
tor DAAI K PUDI.
~~~~~===============****** =============== ~~~~~
(54)
Boy 2 girl- juba pe jab bhi tera
naam aata hai,
ye haath niche chala jata hai,
tujhe pane k liye kuch bhi kar
jaunga,
ek bar dede warna "HILA HILA" k
mar jaunga.
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(55)
Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye mai hone
nahi dunga,
tere jaise Dost mai khone nahi
dunga,
Roj 1 sMs karte rahna...
nahi to Ga#d bhi marunga aur tujhe
rone bhi nahi dunga.
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(56)
Sx aur PYAR ki andekhi SURAT ho
aap,
kisi ki pyasi CH~T ki jarurat ho aap,
khubsurat to LU#D bhi hote hai,
Par LU#D se bhi KHUBSURAT ho aap.
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(57)
Chutiye hai wo ladke jo ch~t ka
intzar karte hai,
mard to wo hai jo hath ka istemal
karte hai,
na gaon ki panchayat na sarpanch ka
dand,apni mutthi apna lu#d.
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(58)
Gum me bhi hum ko jeena aata hai,
ga#d marne me bhi to paseena aata
hai,
ek hum hai ki tumhe aksar sMs karte
hai,
ek tumhare sMs hai jaise aurto ka
mahina aata hai.
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(59)
Shayar galib ne arz kiya hai...
Unchi GA#D ZIRAF ki,
dekh kabira roe........
Unchi GA#D ZIRAF ki,
dekh kabira roe........
aisi GA#D kis kaam ki jo maar sake
na koe.
~~~~~===============****** =============== ~~~~~
(60)
Tapti Garmiyo Ki LOO hai Tu
Dosti K Naam Pe THOO hai Tu
aur Kya Kahu teri tarif me...
DHULI GA#D Pe CHIPKA GOO Hai TU.
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(61)
Phul banke kya jina 1din murjha
jaoge,
Jina hai to pani banke jio,
meri ga#d dhone k kaam to aaoge.
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(62)
Thand me apko dand de raha hu,
gift me apko L~#d de raha hu,
Dal lena ise ga#d me apni,
apko dosti ki "saugandh" de raha
hu.
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(63)
Galib ne mashuka ka gila wispar
dekh k arz kiya-
salwar k niche se pani laal aata hai,
salwar k niche se pani laal aata hai,
kya meri masuka ka bhos%a bhi
paan khata hai.
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(64)
Arz kia hai...
Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Sabne teri ga#d maari...
Kya mera itna bhi hak nahi..
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(65)
arz kiya hai...
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore
gaal...
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore
gaal.....
aur sunao kaise ho, LA~DE K BAAL ?
~~~~~===============****** =============== ~~~~~
(66)
arz kiya hai...
aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...
aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...
Mai ga#d marne aa raha hu, jahan
bhagna hai bhaag.

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